Best Disney characters that represent each state

Alabama: Loki

I’m sorry, Alabama. The prince of chaos is all you. Although, I’m sure there are some Loki superfans in Alabama who are happy about this. And it’s not all bad. While he used to be one of the ultimate villains, perhaps even on par with Thanos,  he’s turned his life around (because he’s NOT DEAD).

He now has a “good” relationship with his brother, has friends (at least one), and even helped save his brother, Bruce Banner, and Valkyrie from the Grandmaster. Sure, he was going to stab Thor in the back, but whatever. Becoming a better person takes time. Don’t judge.

Alabama understands that first impressions and past wrongdoing doesn’t mean everything so I’m sure Loki would be more than accepted in the Heart of Dixie, right? Alabama may not have the best reputation with the rest of the states, but that’s why Loki is the perfect representation of it.

Just as Loki turned around people’s impression of him from his first appearance in the first Thor movie, Alabama can do so as well.

Alabama would also be a great place for Loki to hide out while everyone assumes he’s dead. Who is going to look for the epitome of chaos and Odin’s son in Alabama? Ok, maybe Nick Fury would find him out, but let’s pretend otherwise. Loki could plan and scheme his comeback while he charms the people of Alabama.

Don’t worry, Alabamans! He’s over the “kneel before me” thing. His ego isn’t quite so big anymore (or so we can hope.)