This decision was simple. Delaware is near the ocean, Dory needs to be near water. And due to Dory’s memory issues, Delaware is the perfect state for her. Why? Because Delaware was the first state, so all she has to do is remember the number one and she’ll know where she is or where she’s supposed to be.
The state is also small enough that should she ever get too far from water, she wouldn’t have too far to go to find it. The people of Delaware would probably have to stop eating fish though which means that the fishing industry will suffer too. Dory may be forgetful but she’s not going to put up with people catching, killing, and eating her friends. Sorry!
Go to Maryland if you want some fish. How would Dory put this rule into place? Easy. Dory for Governor 2020. Sadly, she’s not the least qualified person that has ever been put on a ballot. She totally has a chance. She’s a fish that can read. What more could you want?
You might need to remind her what her job is and when to come to work every day. Nemo or Squirt can always be her assistant if the memory thing gets to be too big of a problem.
But when she’s not running the state, she can spend her free time swimming in the ocean, hanging out with her fish friends, and hopefully, not getting too lost because she forgot where she was going.
Besides her takeover of the state government and her time swimming around the coast, Dory represents kindness, friendship, and a positive attitude. Those are traits the people of Delaware should be happy to have represent their state.