Texas: The Hulk
Everything’s bigger in Texas, right? So The Hulk should fit right in. At least he will when he’s in his Hulk form. Bruce Banner maybe not so much. And while he’s in his Hulk form, make sure to stay out of his way, Texans.
You may think you’ll be able to wrangle him or become his friend, but look how well that worked out for Thor in Sakaar. And, he’s super strong.
Sadly, us humans don’t stand a chance. If he’s in his Bruce Banner form, just give him a lab, maybe get him some barbecue to eat, and don’t make any sudden movements. He’s anxious and obviously, you don’t want to trigger his temper.
If you do get on The Hulk’s good side, he’ll do anything for you. Valkyrie knew this, and they became friends. Keep your distance, get him some food, make him comfortable, and no one should get hurt. He’ll for sure like your barbecue and any kind of big food you have laying around. Your slogan might be “Don’t mess with Texas,” but let’s be real, that’s not really valid when you’re dealing with The Hulk.
Bruce Banner, on the other hand, you can take to see the sights around Texas. As long as nothing causes his temper to rise, all should be good. Since he’s pretty much a genius, he could also help around the state with any research, science things, or if you’re really desperate, he can Hulk-out and demolish some buildings that need to be taken down. Just make sure you have some way to bring him back to his human state after.