Ohio, you are getting one of the best chefs in the Disney universe that isn’t an animal. If you want him to make you a buckeye, you’re going to have to teach him because while he’s a great cook, he may not know the Ohio specialty.
But cooking is not Kronk’s only quality. Although if y’all don’t have him make you his spinach puffs and fondue, what are you doing? Don’t waste his talent! He could cater your tailgate party for an Ohio State game.
Kronk is also weirdly smart despite being a villain’s henchman. Yzma definitely wasted his talents and only used him as a sounding board and the guy to do all her dirty work. She could have been eating like the queen that she saw herself as, but nope. Her villainy got in the way. Don’t be like Yzma, Ohio!
Just watch out for the angel and devil on his shoulders. He doesn’t always pick the right path so you might have to sway him away from the dark side. But other than the occasional mishap, Kronk is usually highly intelligent and always there with good advice.
He’s pointed out the mistakes in Yzma’s plans more than a few times, and although she ultimately failed, that had nothing to do with Kronk. Maybe y’all should elect him to be a representative in your government. He might do a better job than what you have now. Just make sure he doesn’t have to pull any important levers. He’s not good with that.