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Best Breaking Bad Quotes: Jesse Pinkman

And to think Jesse Pinkman was supposed to be killed off early in the series…

Well, I think everyone’s glad Vince Gilligan and his team of writers for Breaking Bad decided against that, am I right?

Aaron Paul was perfect for the role of Jesse Pinkman and delivered so many great moments in the shows five-season run on AMC.

You can catch all the Breaking Bad episodes on Netflix, and it’s also the place you can catch of all Jesse Pinkman’s famous lines from one of the best series of all-time!

“Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!”

“Funyuns are awesome.”

“So roll me further, bitch.”

“Yeah Bitch! Magnets!”

“Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It’s the government, jack. Even government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and ass**holes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.”

“Yo, Gatorade me, bitch”

“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as sh**it wish you were dead.”

“You don’t want a criminal lawyer. You want a CRIMINAL lawyer.”

“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…bitch!”

“Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.”

“Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch. And let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin, okay? You and me. You and me! Coin flip is sacred! Your job is waiting for you in that basement, as per the coin!”

(Referring to Walt shooting himself) “Then do it yourself. ”

“What happens now? I’ll tell you what happens now. Your scumbag brother-in-law is finished. Done. You understand? I will own him when this is over. Every cent he earns, every cent his wife earns is mine. Any place he goes, anywhere he turns, I’m gonna be there grabbing my share. He’ll be scrubbing toilets in Tijuana for pennies and I’ll be standing over him to get my cut. He’ll see me when he wakes up in the morning and when he crawls to sleep in whatever rat hole is left for him after I shred his house down. I will haunt his crusty ass forever until the day he sticks a gun up his mouth and pulls the trigger just to get me out of his head. That’s what happens next.”

“I am not turning down the money! I am turning down you! You get it? I want NOTHING to do with you! Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone! Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg! I have never been more alone! I HAVE NOTHING! NO ONE! ALRIGHT, IT’S ALL GONE, GET IT? No, no, no, why… why would you get it? What do you even care, as long as you get what you want, right? You don’t give a sh*t about me! You said I was no good. I’m nothing! Why would you want me, huh? You said my meth is inferior, right? Right? Hey! You said my cook was GARBAGE! Hey, screw you, man! Screw you!”

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