Parks And Recreation: Best Quotes From Each Character

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Ben Wyatt’s Best Lines

10. “Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond.”

9. “Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.”

8. “After you fell asleep making Jerry’s scrapbook, I went back to Season One of Fringe to check for plot holes. As I suspected, airtight…”

7. “Pizza? Never heard of it.”

6. “Bababooey.”

5. “No, that’s Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.”

4. “I’m sorry. I have to ask this, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?”

3. “Nothing is wrong, just do your job. And they would never cancel Game of Thrones. It’s a crossover hit. It’s not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they’re telling human stories in a fantasy world.”

2. “I didn’t really do Model United Nations in high school so… Oh wait, I SUPER-DID.”

1. “You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.”

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